kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

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kuromania:

thepinkestlady:

ellenlovesportia:

Ellen talking a about foods from the 50s

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

I don’t like it.
Ellen.

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“Before you know it it’s 3 am and you’re 80 years old and you can’t remember what it was like to have 20 year old thoughts or a 10 year old heart.”

undeceased:

German Shepherd Dog painted in time for Halloween. (x)

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elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

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lohanthony:

youngrecklesstupid:

eyesonfirre:

massugarr:

omfg why are you doing this to me

who gave u the right

no matter how many times this gos on my dash i shall always reblog.

there are tears

lohanthony:

youngrecklesstupid:

eyesonfirre:

massugarr:

omfg why are you doing this to me

who gave u the right

no matter how many times this gos on my dash i shall always reblog.

there are tears

(Source: kingandqueen, via optimixm)